kemalasan!!!

Huh...
kelas da stat da neh...
yg ak ni xde perasaan pn ble masok kelas..owg len eksaited cm cipan ak tgk..
ak leh ingat katil ak kat umah 2 je...
mane taknye kan,...
time cti2 malaysia ritu timing tido ak kul 4 5 pg...ni da stat kelas kene la tdo awl..bangun pn nak kene awal...
tapi masalahnye ak ni liat!gile ah..kat kelas mate stim je...
tp cool r dapat jmpe membe2 sengal akuh kan..si mok, jang, ngan deng...(bukan name sebenar)..
mcm2 pekare kami2 gusipkan..hal kuarge, politik,..(cewahh,..yeye je),yg paling xlekang dan juge merupekan tupik terhangat dipasaran..mestila tupik pakwe..wakakaka!!mcm2 perangai pakwe masing2 dceritekan..ad yg gadoh la..mrajuk la..break la..haha!!(ak la tuh..gelakkan diri sdiri)dan bermacam2 lg..cool kan ktorg??
nak dgr cite lg??sile tekan bawah...huhuhuhu


Day 1...
6.00 am

ak yg pmalas pn bangun tdo...ak tgk jam.."ler..awal lg.."..ak pn tdo balek..

6.30...
ak bangun semula.."nak tido balik ke xnak ha?"..seploh menet ak berfikir smbil baring2 pejam mate..akhirnye ak buat keputuhsan untuk bangun jela...ak pn menuju ke bilik air...mandi..dan mandi...

8.00am'
ak berlari2 anak menuju ke arah bekem...(name krete ak)..cntik bliau pagi 2..beseri2..first day nak g kelas la katekan..huhuu...ak pn naik la kete..tibe2.."cisss!!mane pegi minyak yg ak isi smalam ha??seploh hingget ak isi xkan da abes..memg tidak syak lg ini musti abah punye keje..xpe balik kang claim.." ak pon blah ke petronas berdekatan... ak malas sket nak g petronas neh..pasal ad lak sekor mat bangla ni ske sangat usha2 ak...tahi betol..pandang2 jeling2 ingat hensem sangat ke ko ha??ha??xpe...ak wat2 cool..control cun beb dihari yg mulia neh..da bes isi minyak ak dan bekem pn meneruskan pjalanan ke kampus yg sangat dirindui..(rindu la sangat)...

8.30..
ak tibe di kampus...
skali tgk jadual.."ek eleh..kelas kul 11.30 ke,..adessss..." padan muke ak..jadual pn leh lupe...pe lg...ak pon qada' tido la kat surau nun...skali masuk suraw ak ingat ak je yg nak qada' tido..upenye ramai lg..ape ingat suraw ni hotel ke...xsenonoh betul mereke..*xsdar diri org yg menulis ni..same je 2x5...hukhuk..

11.00 am..
" mane la membe2 akuh nie...lambatnye..kate nak jmpe kat suraw dlu goosip2..huh..xleh jadik..xleh jadik.." ak pn bangun memblahkan diri untuk ke kelas..baru bukak pintu skali tenampak la beberape ekor jembalang tekedek2 bjalan meluru ke arah ak...tesengeh2 cm kerng busuk...

jang: "pewiiit!ayu seh pu3 hari ni...berbaju kurung.."
aniest: "huiyoo...slalu die pakai sluar..jarang pakai bju kurung neh..."
aku: "ak ni sntiase ayu dan beseri stiap mase..korg baru taw ke..huh..yg ko anis makin mantap ak tengok..hahaha!!"
aniest:"jahat ko pu3!!"
dalam hati.."tetibe lak bdk2 ni pakai sluar..slalu dowg la yg ske pakai bju kurung..pelikk2.."

dala lambat..perli2 ak lak..xleh blah...saba2...ktorg pn g la ke kelas...kelas E-system..subjek pe tah 2 xtaw la ak..

11.30 a.m..
"mane lctre xmasok2 lg neh..aduh..lame bebenor die cti..agak2 la...ak da siap sedia nak dapat dekan lg skali neh.." kate ak ngan penoh smangat!cewahh...haha!

tunggu punye tunggu lectre xtimbol2..ktorg pe lg...blah r..g makan...kebuloq da masing2...

hari ptame ni dimanfaatkan dengan begosip, membuat ketupat(ngumpat), dan sbagainye...
itulah menjadi hubi kami!

kelas sterusnye pada jam 6.30 pm....
kelas entrepreneurship...
sakit ati gak tgk time kelas ni..balik kul 8.30 malam kot..anak dare xelok balik lewat malam ok!
tolong ubah jadual tebabit! ni 1 masalah...tetibe datang lg 1 masalah...ingat kelas DIT je masok kelas neh...skali combine lak ngan bdk DIA,DIM,DCNET...adoi!!
mamat yg mengusha ak tuh ad skali!!(bukan yg bangla td 2 erk..ni lain plak)ni yg ak malas neh..
cmane ak nak survive blaja ngan mamat 2 xtaw la ak...dala budak2 kelas dowg bising! xrespek betol ngan bdk lain nak blaja..tahi betol..baru la ak sedar slame ni bdk DIT adalah bdk yg terbaik dan sangat kaki blaja bebanding student kelas lain..huuhu..ak bangge ngan bdk kelas akuh!!(jangan marah..hakikat..)...

hmmm...smpai cni jela ak nak becerite...xde pepon...saje2 je suke suki..hehehe...next time ak cerite lg...daaaaaaaaaaa!!!

World Scout Environment Programme 2009

27/6/09....

Make a Smilebox scrapbook

Hari ni....akuh dengan penoh eksaited telah bangun tdo seawal2nye semate2 utk mengikuti program menanam pokok bakau yang berlangsong d Tanjung Telok Gadong..Banting...
Gle ah ak xpenah taw seeksaited ni apetah lg nak juin aktiviti pngakap..
mungkin ak jd eksaited sbb ak da lame xjoin aktiviti pngakap neh...rndu dowh ngan mereke2 bdk scout....

kul 6.30pg lg ak da btolak dr umah ke banting..kene la g awal..ak bukan taw jalan pown..kang sesat2 plak kan...naik kebas pinggul ak...jauh gle...dekat 2 jam kot g sane..mule2 ak singgah g umah membe ak si suraya dlu..amek bliau past baru la g ke Tanjung Telok Gadong.....

Smpai2 je ak tengok ad beberape makhlok telah pon tibe lebih awal dari ak...cis
mcm xpcaye....slalu dorgla paling lmbat...Da agak2 sume da smpai, ktorg pn gla ke tmpat kejadian....

Tekedek2 bjalan......

Setibenye di sane...dengar sikit taklimat dari ketua pngakap negara...

Kusyuk gle bdk2 ni dgr taklimat..

Sempat begambo ngan pukuk masing2....

Kami dan pukuk masing2....pis2!!!
pose beramai2.....sebelum memulakan program menanam bakau..
Temenung.....

Gemoknye ak!!!!!


itu die....pokok ptame yg ak bjaye tanam...tapi kene cabot balik atas masalah2 yg xdapat dielakkan ..tahi...

Zul dan gundik2 bliau...

Besemangat gle pakai bju pngakap kat lumpur2 ni...

Rilek jap minum2....

Seronok gak wat aktiviti2 sihat cmni...walopon agak penat gle tapi besh...
da setel sume ktorg pon g merehatkan diri kat umah suraya...
muke masing2 xleh blah..gelap jek....ak je menten putih beseri...hukhuk
ksian abg zul n abg gun..keletihan..
hehehe...comel gle abg gundai dan kain pelekatnye...

Malam 2 plak ktorg g bbq kat pantai morib....besh2...suasane d pantai morib malam 2 sgt menggiurkan..* sape yg g sane paham la pe yg ak maksudkan..wakakaka...
ayam.....sedap dowh...sue mlantak smpai 4 ketol...sori la abg syafiq xde baki ktorg tinggalkan tuk abg...hohoho...

da kenyang ktorg pon balik ke tmpat penginapan,..ape tah name tmpat 2 xingat...
balik2 ak pon tgk tv...ala konsert michael jackson...ak tibai bukak kuat2 volume..padan muke budak2 laki xleh tido...kuat2 baru ad feeling sket nak tgk..tgah syok2 mlayan konsert tibe2 abg syafiq kol...ajak kua makan..perghh...makan lagi...
ak memg ske makan2 neh....ktorg g balik ke morib...mom tomyam....heheh....sdap2..tq abg syafiq sbb blanje walopon ktorg mom ayam td xingat kat abg lgsg abg tetap bermurah hati blanje ktorg mom...
Da kenyang ktorg pon balik....
ak smbg tgk konsert td...past ak pn tido..
esoknye ktorg pon brambos pulang ke pangkal jalan...

jejake2 tampan...dari kiri! abg aji..'abg' wan...abg zul..n abg syafiq..

Perjuangan ak x terhenti d situ aje....
ak ad plan lg baik ngan sue ....ktorg g mrayap jap kat tepi pantai...
yela..ak batak sket lame xtgk laot...ksian2,,....


lain macam lak ak tgk mangkuk kat atas ni


Smpai disini jela crite ak brakhir...
ak da xlarat lg dah...dalam otak ak ingat nak balik n tido je...
hope nt ujung thn jadi la ye program ke langkawi...jangan xjadik!!!

Love u guys!!!

MJ In Memory..

Live at Bucharest: Jam (My damn febret song)



Jam lyrics
Nation To Nation
All The World
Must Come Together
Face The Problems
That We See
Then Maybe Somehow We Can Work It Out
I Asked My Neighbor
For A Favor
She Said Later
What Has Come Of
All The People
Have We Lost Love
Of What It's About

I Have To Find My Peace Cuz
No One Seems To Let Me Be
False Prophets Cry Of Doom
What Are The Possibilities
I Told My Brother
There'll Be Problems,
Times And Tears For Fears,
We Must Live Each Day
Like It's The Last

Go With It
Go With It
Jam
It Ain't Too Much Stuff
It Ain't Too Much
It Ain't Too Much For Me To
Jam
It Ain't
It Ain't Too Much Stuff
It Ain't
Don't You
It Ain't Too Much For Me To

The World Keeps Changing
Rearranging Minds
And Thoughts
Predictions Fly Of Doom
The Baby Boom
Has Come Of Age
We'll Work It Out

I Told My Brothers
Don't You Ask Me
For No Favors
I'm Conditioned By
The System
Don't You Talk To Me
Don't Scream And Shout

She Pray To God, To Buddha
Then She Sings A
Talmud Song
Confusions Contradict
The Self
Do We Know Right
From Wrong
I Just Want You To
Recognize Me
In The Temple
You Can't Hurt Me
I Found Peace
Within Myself

Go With It
Go With It
Jam
It Ain't
It Ain't Too Much Stuff
It Ain't Too Much
It Ain't Too Much For Me To
Jam
It Ain't
It Ain't Too Much Stuff
It Ain't
Don't You
It Ain't Too Much For Me To
Jam
It Ain't Too Much Stuff
It Ain't Too Much
It Ain't Too Much For Me To
Jam
It Ain't
It Ain't Too Much Stuff
It Ain't
Don't You
It Ain't Too Much For Me To

[Rap Performed By Heavy D]
Jam Jam
Here Comes The Man
Hot Damn
The Big Boy Stands
Movin' Up A Hand
Makin' Funky Tracks
With My Man
Michael Jackson
Smooth Criminal
That's The Man
Mike's So Relaxed
Mingle Mingle Jingle
In The Jungle
Bum Rushed The Door
3 And 4's In A Bundle
Execute The Plan
First I Cooled Like A Fan
Got With Janet
Then With Guy
Now With Michael
Cause It Ain't Hard To...

[Michael]
Jam
It Ain't
It Ain't Too Much Stuff
It Ain't Too Much
It Ain't Too Much For Me To
Jam
Get On It
It Ain't Too Much Stuff
It Ain't
Don't Stop
It Ain't Too Much For Me To
Jam
It Ain't
It Ain't Too Much Stuff
It Ain't
Don't You
It Ain't Too Much For Me To
Jam
It Ain't
It Ain't Too Much Stuff
It Ain't
Don't You
It Ain't Too Much For Me To

It Ain't Too Hard For Me
To Jam [9x]
Get On It
Jam
It Ain't
It Ain't Too Much Stuff
It Ain't
Don't You
It Ain't Too Much For Me To
Jam
It Ain't Too Much Stuff
It Ain't Too Much
It Ain't Too Much For Me To
Jam
It Ain't Too Much Stuff
It Ain't Too Much
It Ain't Too Much For Me To
Jam
Too Much
It Ain't Too Much Stuff
It Ain't
Don't You
It Ain't Too Much For Me To

Get On It
Get On It
Give It Baby
Give It To Me
Come On
You Really Give It Too Me
Got To Give It
You Just Want To Give It

corat coret Di hari perkahwinan abg Ez....

Hmmm...
14/6/09...
Majlis perkahwinan kazen ak tlah blangsong..
xsangke da beso da bliau...huhuhu...yela..
dlu ak ingat g..mase ak kecik2 mak ak kalo g keje mst tinggalkan ak dbawah jagaan makngah ak yg disayangi...
ak agak rapat ngan abang ez ak ni...die rajin mlayan kerenah ak dlu2...
tapi 2 dlu2 la la kan..skang ak da beso panjang...
rase cepat je mase blalu..kejap je ak da beso..tapi die lg beso la kan dari ak...hukhuk..
baik lah...ak mulekan story dengan mnceritekan la skit2 aksi ktorg dimalam sebelum majlis belangsung....

macam2 nak kene siapkan..nasib baik sdare mare blah makngah ramai datang 2long..
so snang la ak cikelat sket kan...tolong sket2 je..wawawa..
besela..ak kan pmalas...betol..ak malas gle nak wat keje..jangan mara kak aya..heheh...

Ni ape plak? ha..ni maklong ak ngah pakaikan bunge kat kpale maksu ak...mcm budak kcik ak tgk..makcik2 blah abah ak ni memg pelik2 sket..happening je..mcm kanak2 riang..hehe..nak tgk hasilnye?? tgk bawah ni...hohoho

adoi...xleh tahan maksu ak...comelkan bliau??wakakaka.....!!(yg kat blakang 2 sebok je nak pose skali..hehe)

Ni plak plamin die....simple but unik n sedap mate ak memandang...ak ske kaler die..turqoise..
2 yg ak ngan maksu ak mengambik kesempatan merasmikan plamin tesebot pade malam e2...hohoho

Ok keesokan harinye lak......ktorg sume berpakaian serba biru(turqoise) mengikut tema yg dtetapkan ...

Dari kiri!!: Aku...Kak Nina..Kak Aya(adik pngntin)..n my sis Baiduri...

My lovely Kazen ever....Kak nina..and syuk...da mcm majlis pkahwinan dowg je ak tgk...huhu...
To syuk: "ak repot kat suraya!!!wahahaha!!"

Ni Pak lang ngan Kak nina..Kak nina ni ad je dimane2 untuk berposing...cis2!!

Ni lak paklang ngan cucu baru die...comel gle..name die x ingat..hehehe..sape leh bgtaw name budak ni ape...(name ank buah sdiri pn xingat)


Maklang..ngan abang ajat.."ha??hensem..sori..da kawen ek...hohoho"
Akhirnye stelah bepeloh2 ketiak ak pngantin pon tibe....dlm kul 2 cmtu...
Zoom..Zooom...

Majlis pesandingan..ha yg kiut miut paling kanan 2 ak ler..2kang bg bunge telo....kak aya la ni mengambil kesempatan keatas diriku ..cis2!!

gmbar beramai2 ngan pngantin ak xde la sbb ak tpakse begegas mlawat membe ak ngah sakit..baru pas eksiden,...



2la...len kali bawak moto leklok...kan da bebalot kaki 2...tapi ak bangge ngan syahir ni...ngah sakit2 pon die still cool n still boleh mlawak...sikit2 perli ak ngan skandal ak time skola2 dulu..pok baru taw...pape pon...smoge cepat semboh..leh kite men boling besame2...huhu..

ok thats all lah 4 2day....
kpade abg Ez and his wife slamat pngantin baru....
cepat2 bg makngah timang cucu...ahakz!

kak aya ble lg???????????

Piisssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sapekah si Fendi???Sape???

Sekitar jam 11.11pm...bertarikh x ingat..
seekor manusia x dkenali telah dkenalpasti menghantar spisis msg ke npon ak yg bebunyik
"Pendi mane??"

AKu: " Fendi mane lak ni...tahi ayam tol la.."
ak wat buduh... xcukup dengan 2...mangkuk tesebot seolah2 xpuas hati dan asik betanye mane si pendi...
ak pon tetanye2..pendi mane kah yg magkuk tesebot maksudkan??
Mona Pendi kah?
Pundi kencing kah?
Pendi mane ha?ha?
buduh tol...ak ckp la ak xknal fendi..ko salah nombor! xpaham2 bahase betol bliau...

esoknye die kol ak..
tejerit2.."mane fendi??"
aku: "mane ade fendi kat sini..salah no"
die:" eh baru td msg die"
aku:" lantak ko lah"

eleh...fendi konon...dah ko taw ak bukan fendi yg asik kol2 ak nape..hari2 lak 2...
bukan ke 2 nak mgatal namenye?????
lelaki kan...bodo gak mamat ni ak tgk...
2 ngorat fesen lame la wey...ak ne layan...
ko ngan fendi ko boleh blah!!

TAHI!!!!

tag

Here its goes..

Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6)
enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You
should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),
Name

*Paste your last answer as the title

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black - Our romance is over
Green - Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other - I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken - In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other - The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other - Shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F - Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine - Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Spank me
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt

My answer is..

Dear Ariff,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our sock dont match.
When I threw up in your sock drawer to your closet and I saw you hit on my father. I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand that i may pee my pants.
I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep my common sense as a memory.
You should also know that I Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
and I’m scratching my butt as u read this.

Go milk a cow,
pu3

tag:
sape rajen buat, silakan.
~~uhh..merepek2..

221009

tag dr: Sesiape sahaje.....

1. Ape perasaan anda sekarang?
xde perasaan...hoho..

2. Saya nak makan?
tetibe tringin nak makan laksa siam..sape buleh bikin???

3. Saya tak suka?
lelaki miang!pompuan gatal!hipokrit yang mlampau...

4. Impian saya?
Menjadi wanita bekerjaye yg sangat disegani...

5. Haiwan yg saya tak suka?
Babi..

6. Saya harapkan?
sebuah kerete Ferari Coupe(06),
Nissan SkyLine,
Bmw 525i M-Sport,
Mazda Rx 8

7. Jika boleh putarkan mase?
xnak! mase lampau sangat mnyakitkan ati..

8. Saya pada 10 tahun akan datang?
mempunyai Phd..ade hubby yang kacak..ade 3 org anak yg hemsem dan chumel..

9. Handphone saya adalah sebuah?
bliau adalah sebuah npon la..xkan sebuah durian plak..

10. Saya pernah bercinta sebanyak?
berkali2...

11. Saya suke pada?
Kereta!

12. Kawan2 saya?
mereke cantek..hensem..baik..dan terbaik!!syg korg!!muahhh3..

13. Pernah dikhianati?
pernah sgt...uhhh...

14. Ape yg anda hendak lakukan terhadap org yg mengkhianati anda?
aaaa....ntahla...biala..

15. Senaraikan 8 org untuk di tag
........